NON ABUSIVE DRUGS ARE A DRAG. WAH

To High for this

When cats freak out, I freak out.  As I’m sitting outside smoking a bowl, my cat Prudence runs down the stairs.  I smoke a couple of bowls, and then smoke a cigarette. As soon as I light it i think “OH i need some iced tea with this” so I get some. I come back out with my iced tea and relight my cigarette.  I have trouble lighting. So naturally I just kept lighting it and breathing in deeply.  After about 5 minutes of this I realize I’m lighting the wrong end.  I really hope smoking filter is dangerous… and then Prudence comes running up the steps and stands in the doorway meowing at me as if motioning me inside.  In that situation, I think “I am in a not so good situation, and I will be alright if I follow Prudence’s instructions”… But then I think “I need to enjoy this cigarette, I have to be brave”  So I’m standing on my porch jumping at every sound. Then Prudence starts to chase after a moth, so all of the sudden I felt happy.  So I finished smoking and as soon as I go to put it out Prudence knows and starts meowing.  Then I realized she was just hungry… So now now I’m sitting in bed, listening to music and watching Christmas movies. with a long night of drugs ahead of me. Oh, and I’m also jacked up on adderall. 

went MIA for a bit, I’m back (;

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

which means I will be in taking every drug, and drop of alcohol I can get my hands on

DRINK UP & GET ROWDY BITCHES.

and smoke one for me (;